that selfie post from yesterday’s url shortened to “for lack of an ipod i must resort to the elderly” and now i am imagining taking a senior citizen everywhere with me to play music for me and tell me emails and give me directions
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
ive watched this video an unimaginable amount of times
Every time I watch this video, I am awed by the strange unshakable calm that the bird seems to portray, even turning it’s head slightly as to idly survey the perpetrator pressing their finger against their slight, frail, body.
Perhaps this bird understands truly what it means… to do it for the vine.
It tilts it’s head like “okay whatever I’ll go with it”
i just spent like half an hour going through my videos to find this
(Source: vanillish, via dontbeanassbutt)
I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick
OH MY GOD I FEEL THIS SO DEEPLY
(Source: okdoufingerurself, via ass-ylum)